I'm sorry that this has to be my first post, but it's all I have right now before I get all stabby on some bitches.

TURN YOUR FUCKING RINGER OFF AT THE OFFICE. I HATE YOU.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph people. I do NOT care to be scared out of my motherfucking wits every single time you get a phone call. Or a text message. Or an email. By the way, two of those really shouldn't be making much noise at all. Your text messages do not need to have an entire song. I promise.

That was serious.

Not even half of your calls are work related anyway, assholes. Just. Stop. It. NOW.

This is the true story...

Of one awesome girl.

Picked to work in an office.

Full of the stupidest people in town.

Because even though she has done nothing wrong, the universe clearly hates her.

Please send your annoying coworker stories to coworkerssuck@gmail.com. I will publish random stories that amuse me here. Whenever I feel like it. And no, I will not get your coffee.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.