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If you read something here and it sounds like it might be about you, it probably is. Please change your behavior immediately. Your coworkers will thank...me, actually.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I'm sorry that this has to be my first post, but it's all I have right now before I get all stabby on some bitches.

TURN YOUR FUCKING RINGER OFF AT THE OFFICE. I HATE YOU.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph people. I do NOT care to be scared out of my motherfucking wits every single time you get a phone call. Or a text message. Or an email. By the way, two of those really shouldn't be making much noise at all. Your text messages do not need to have an entire song. I promise.

That was serious.

Not even half of your calls are work related anyway, assholes. Just. Stop. It. NOW.
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